- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Do you like apples? Yes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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