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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

I'm hungry.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Weed.

Derp

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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