What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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