Muslim athletes.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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The jets are a good team..

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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