IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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