Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

black people

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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