A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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God. God.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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children burning

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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