What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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