Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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