Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

A man killed himself.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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