how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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what's white and sticky semen

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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