Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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