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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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