Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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i have two hands.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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