- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

a seal walks into a club.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

why did katy fall off her bike?

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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