- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Mitt Romney

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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