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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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