In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Blake wilkeys hair style

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

I'm Batman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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