A black man walks Into a bar.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Nickelback

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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you first

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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