I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Anti Joke

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