what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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do you have a wife?

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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when debbie meets downer

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Anti Joke

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