What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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everybody loves raymond

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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