- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

you suck

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

I'm sn otter

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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