- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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