- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Obama

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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