Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

A miserable man committed suicide.

The Game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Top Gear USA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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