Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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I agree

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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