- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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