A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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sure!

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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