- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why was the woman?

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Because she has down's syndrome

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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