What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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your social life.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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