- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Knock Knock Come in! :)

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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