- Anti Joke

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.