Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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