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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Justin Bieber

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Chuck norris

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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A French man gets into a fight

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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i lost the game

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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