Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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