Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Poop swing

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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