- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Your future.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

The MLS

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Wanker

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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