Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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mark is life

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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women's rights

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knock knock who's there? hope

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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