- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Black people

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

How would you rule?

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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