- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

hey John will you make some copies

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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