- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did the fish say after he

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

People Order Our Patties

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Im taking a shit right now.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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