- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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