- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

kill yourself

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why was the boy laughing? Because

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