- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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