Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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A: Do you like it B: No

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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