A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Women's Rights

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

I just drank a cola.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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