- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Dumb

hi dave

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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