whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

My penis is big... not.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

everybody loves raymond

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Yock

religion

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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