What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

everybody loves raymond

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

A Sloth runs...

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

destiny

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

My three children are three big mistakes.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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