- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Latvia isn't a joke

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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