Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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9/11

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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A Fat Kenyan

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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