Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

MySpace.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Poop.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Your dads dead. lol

non poop

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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