- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's the deal with brown?

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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