Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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