- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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