scientology.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Ron Paul for President!

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

I am quite mature.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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