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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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