why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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