Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Jews

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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