What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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