- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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