- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

An Asian man fails a math test

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

don't just stand there

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

He walked in a bar

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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