- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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