Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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