Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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the love boat

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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