A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What's a joke? Funny

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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I regret everything.....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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