- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

My kids are mistakes.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

ur mum

HURT

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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