What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Weed.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

tee hee

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What's a joke? Funny

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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