- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

vaginas are pretty!!!!

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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