- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

angelosnyder is not gay

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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