What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Im taking a shit right now.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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