- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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