Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Anti Joke

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