I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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John Stamos.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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