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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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