- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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