- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

hey John will you make some copies

Those last 4 were by: Walter

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Vagina Boob

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

My friend harris is fat.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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