Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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