Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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