You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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