Women's rights

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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I grunt when I poop.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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