- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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