- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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