Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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I grunt when I poop.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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