- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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