- Anti Joke

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What's funnier than 24? 25

Women's Rights

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.