The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Joke

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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canada

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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