- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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