What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Please? No.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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cancer

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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