Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What does water smell like? water.

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I love alchohol!

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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H o m o comes out as homo

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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