Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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