what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Your text.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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heat!

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

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