This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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arena football

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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<=3 penis

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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