- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

A person from Singapore eats

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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