- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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