Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what does a chair look like? a chair.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Wanna see some more?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops