- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

so the weather's nice...

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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