- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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