What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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