- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Homonyms should be band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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