- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Penis.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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