- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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